December 2009
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My Saturday
going out at 4pm, Carling, JD, ‘sh’ IT BOX, Jaeger shots, pub food, karaoke!!, more Carling, hot barmaids, female wingman, more Carling, PLANET, dancing like an idiot, arguing with coat check people, too sweaty for girls, spicy chicken wings, fight, awesome taxi driver, home at 430am, sunday complete write off :-(
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I always thought dishonourable discharge was a military term…it’s...
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Man 1: My dog's got no nose.
Man 2: How does it smell?
Man 1: A canine's olfactory system is ostensibly situated behind its nose, therefore the dogs ability to smell remains intact.
Man 2: Arsehole.
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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade...
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